Wednesday, June 15, 2005

How to Live on $7/hour #2

Pity those poor illegal aliens sweating away for a lousy $7 an hour?

Bah, humbug!

Here's how to live well on $7 an hour:

1. Raid the food banks while you ship your money offshore. [See the first "How to live on $7/Hour"]
2. Don't spend $5 getting your kid a bottle of cough medicine at WalMart; go to the hospital emergency room and let US-citizen taxpayers pay your $250 hospital bill.
3. Operate a real income-producer on the side. [See post on Day Laborers]
4. Work off-the-books: that $280 is as much take-home pay as heavily taxed Americans see out of a $10/hour job. [NOT legal; only an illegal alien can get away with this!]
5. Got fake ID? Got an on-the-books job? Claim as dependents the kids sired, and still residing unsupported, back wherever-the-hell-you-came-from. Claim as dependents the kids you don't have. [NOT legal; only an illegal alien can get away with this!]
6. You paid withholding? Illegally claim "Earned Income Credit" for your child and collect some of the $2+ billion/year erroneously paid out to illegals (who are not eligible for EIC). [NOT legal; only an illegal alien can get away with this!]

The last four items listed here are crimes -- indeed, they are major felonies called "tax evasion" and "tax fraud." Yet at least 6 to 7 million illegal aliens working in the U.S. commit one or more of these every year.

More to come. We've barely started itemizing the ways illegal aliens live so well on "so little" that they can squirrel away, on average, $10,000 per person per year ($100 billion/year in "legitimate-channel" remittances divided by 10 million illegal aliens).

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